heavy-hearts-and-open-minds:

Josh Franceschi understands me.


destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 


earthnation:

light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them


burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 


ohh-bother:


pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock


he feels me


uncharge:

being thin and pretty could solve 94.63% of my problems tbh 


nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH


the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS


canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??


allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden


hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet


ghosts:

im like a 2 online but i swear in real life im at least a 4 cmon guys bak me up


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