im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle
sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working
My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it
I love when i know how wet I am but he doesn’t. Then he puts his hand down there and the reaction is priceless 😈
This is gold