ma-ui:

My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for


wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.


unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen



kindahorny:

"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"image


macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*


xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it


When she spreads her legs and she’s already wet:

king-of-aces:

my-drippingwettpussay:

apathytoagony:

misterdelfuego:

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I love when i know how wet I am but he doesn’t. Then he puts his hand down there and the reaction is priceless 😈

^^

This is gold


gnarly:

omg

gnarly:

omg



hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed


snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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westernkanye:

An important purchase


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