Josh Franceschi understands me.
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
being thin and pretty could solve 94.63% of my problems tbh
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
im like a 2 online but i swear in real life im at least a 4 cmon guys bak me up